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Men Behaving Oddly
illustration by Bion Harrigan True tales of generous bank robbers and teenage boys who never change their shoes. Most men across what the syntax-splintering “writer” Sarah Palin has called “this...
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On Trippy No-Hitters
Jackson’s big day reminiscent of Dock Ellis’ performance forty years earlier. This past Friday, continuing a trend of remarkable pitching performances, Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Edwin Jackson threw...
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What the Beck?
Glenn Beck launches an online University as nation’s IQ plummets. “Beck University is now open,” controversial FOX News pundit Glenn Beck announced on Monday. According to the conservative...
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Down and Out?
Millenials casually confront tough job market from the comfort of their parents’ living room. Finding a job out of college is difficult in a recession; it’s even tougher when you’re raised by “baby...
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Dictators Make Lousy Soccer Coaches
“Athlete” Kim Jong-il messes things up again for North Korea. Kim Jong-il is the best golfer in the history of mankind. It’s a fact. Tiger Woods, Arnold Palmer, and Jack Nicklaus all pale in...
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It Isn’t Easy Being Beautiful
When applying for a job, it sometimes pays to be average looking. While there may be more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking, it’s generally accepted that beautiful people...
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Food for Thought
Studies reveal that guys (being the morons we sometimes are) skip over foods we want in favor of foods we deem “masculine.” Admit it, you’ve been there before. Out at the local Red Lobster with a...
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Poor Playboy
Playboy is in bad shape. Could Penthouse be its savior? Remember back when everyone used to read Playboy for the articles? Neither do we. It doesn’t come as much of a surprise that Irin Carmon at...
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Breaking News: Chicken Comes Before Egg
Wait… we’re still confused. Are we alone in the universe? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Can a pregnant woman drive in a carpool lane? Certain age-old questions have baffled mankind for...
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Cupcakes for Dudes
David Arrick makes cupcakes topped with manly things, like bacon. Yes, bacon. Funfetti and red velvet aren’t manly enough for you? Breathe easy. There’s finally a cupcake to fill that previously...
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Money Buys Unhappiness
Being rich is only going to bum you out, according to a new study. We’ve told you that money can’t buy real happiness; it can only buy some shallow and fleeting self-satisfaction. But the latest study...
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The Darker Side of Green
Ryan O’Hanlon reports from “The Darker Side of Green,” a Lexus-sponsored party/debate about global warming hosted by recycler extraordinaire… Tracy Morgan. What’s the strangest thing Tracy Morgan ever...
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Behold, the Narcissist
A new study sheds light on heterosexual male narcissists and their dislike of women. Narcissistic men aren’t as self-centered as we thought. They’re sure to take time for other people—especially...
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Tough Guy
A new study reveals that, despite the existence of Mike Tyson, a man’s voice is a pretty good indicator of his strength. You say you didn’t realize she was his fiancée? On second thought, maybe it...
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Casual Sex, Explained (and Defined)
A study reveals the important difference between a one-night stand and a booty call. Not ready for the commitment and the time required to make a long-term relationship work? But do you want a little...
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Biking to World Domination
A Republican gubernatorial candidate from Colorado sees evil where the bikes are. Are there bike paths in your city? Yeah? Well, that’s a pity. You thought they were a good place to exercise. Parents...
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The 10 Best Shows to Watch With Your Wife
Most of the guys I know complain about the control-of-the-remote problem. After the kids are in bed the television goes on and right there the gender divide becomes more pronounced that who changes...
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Is America The Best Country in the World? Can it Be? (Video)
The introductory monologue in HBOs “The Newsroom” is patriotism at its best: critical, yet hopeful. The Newsroom’s Will McAvoy (Jeff Daniels) is asked by a sophomore college student why he thinks...
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‘Meet the Press’ Needs to Meet Diversity
NBC’s weekly news program needs some color along with its edge. — If its Sunday, I’m watching white people interview politicians, corporate executives and foreign dictators on “Meet the Press,”...
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On Trippy No-Hitters
Jackson’s big day reminiscent of Dock Ellis’ performance forty years earlier.This past Friday, continuing a trend of remarkable pitching performances, Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Edwin Jackson threw...
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